Guidos!

This female New Jersey native is about to spit some of that Chewbacca right into our hearts. Isn't she? I can't tell. Can Ya Tell?!

Answer: NOPE! This gal is just puckerin' her lips to attract the men-folk! (I was just informed that this is a male. Maybe he's usin' that Lenny Dykstra hair product as a self-tanner. Whatever it is, it's workin'! Looks like he's been vacationin' in sunny Louisiana for a fortnight!)