Monday, January 19, 2009

Busey!

Does Hollywood big shot Gary Busey got a fat plug of cheek candy in?! Can Ya Tell?!


ANSWER: WHO THE HELL KNOWS, MAN! This batshit-insane master thespian could have a mouth full of insects and glass and I wouldn't be all that surprised. It may not be dip, but I'm sure he's got somethin' swimmin' around them gums!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Oh no, the chickens, too?!

Don't even try to tell me them chickens is dippin' these days. Does this chicken know what time it is? I got no idea, man. Can Ya Tell?!


Answer: Welp, it's a technicality, but that chicken knows what time it is. DIPPIN' TIME! He ain't dammin' the cheek canyon with sweet quid, but he's dippin'! Score one for cannibalistic dippin', my friends!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Bikin'!

Them boys with their Monopoly house bikin' jerseys is out for some competitive pedalin', but are them gums plugged? Can Ya Tell?!



ANSWER: YOU BETCHA! If you think that you can't dip and exercise, the you are sadly mistaken, cowboy. Lip hugs aren't just for special times, they're for all day, every day and appropriate for all occasions! Includin' bike racin'!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Dubya!

Looks like G. Dubs is confused but happy with a maw full of delicious chew. But is he truly happy? Only the answer below can tell for sure. Can Ya Tell?!


Answer: MAN, W MIGHT INDULGE WITH A PACKED LIP ELSEWHERE, BUT NOT HERE! Nope, he's not confused but happy, just confused. I think he's actually lookin' at older posts of Can Ya Tell?! and he just can't tell!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Marlins!

Is Marlins' outfielder Cody Ross skinny dippin' into some beautiful cheek candy? Many baseball players is dippin' while playin', but is Ross? Can Ya Tell?!





Answer: SO CLOSE, BUT HE AIN'T! Havin' just struck out like a little girl, Ross spews his fatty out and swings for strike 4! Pansy!

The Chewin' Bruin!

Could this possibly be the best cartoon ever? A cartoon in which an angry bear hunter stuffs his cheek with sweet, sweet quid? Could be...Can Ya Tell?!

Answer: OH GOD YES! It's a fact that in 1940, every single person on earth was pluggin' their lips with the good stuff. They was dippin'!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Guidos!

This female New Jersey native is about to spit some of that Chewbacca right into our hearts. Isn't she? I can't tell. Can Ya Tell?!


Answer: NOPE! This gal is just puckerin' her lips to attract the men-folk! (I was just informed that this is a male. Maybe he's usin' that Lenny Dykstra hair product as a self-tanner. Whatever it is, it's workin'! Looks like he's been vacationin' in sunny Louisiana for a fortnight!)