Answer: MAN, W MIGHT INDULGE WITH A PACKED LIP ELSEWHERE, BUT NOT HERE! Nope, he's not confused but happy, just confused. I think he's actually lookin' at older posts of Can Ya Tell?! and he just can't tell!
Monday, November 24, 2008
Dubya!
Looks like G. Dubs is confused but happy with a maw full of delicious chew. But is he truly happy? Only the answer below can tell for sure. Can Ya Tell?!
Answer: MAN, W MIGHT INDULGE WITH A PACKED LIP ELSEWHERE, BUT NOT HERE! Nope, he's not confused but happy, just confused. I think he's actually lookin' at older posts of Can Ya Tell?! and he just can't tell!
Answer: MAN, W MIGHT INDULGE WITH A PACKED LIP ELSEWHERE, BUT NOT HERE! Nope, he's not confused but happy, just confused. I think he's actually lookin' at older posts of Can Ya Tell?! and he just can't tell!
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Marlins!
Is Marlins' outfielder Cody Ross skinny dippin' into some beautiful cheek candy? Many baseball players is dippin' while playin', but is Ross? Can Ya Tell?!
Answer: SO CLOSE, BUT HE AIN'T! Havin' just struck out like a little girl, Ross spews his fatty out and swings for strike 4! Pansy!
The Chewin' Bruin!
Could this possibly be the best cartoon ever? A cartoon in which an angry bear hunter stuffs his cheek with sweet, sweet quid? Could be...Can Ya Tell?!
Answer: OH GOD YES! It's a fact that in 1940, every single person on earth was pluggin' their lips with the good stuff. They was dippin'!
Answer: OH GOD YES! It's a fact that in 1940, every single person on earth was pluggin' their lips with the good stuff. They was dippin'!Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Guidos!
This female New Jersey native is about to spit some of that Chewbacca right into our hearts. Isn't she? I can't tell. Can Ya Tell?!
Answer: NOPE! This gal is just puckerin' her lips to attract the men-folk! (I was just informed that this is a male. Maybe he's usin' that Lenny Dykstra hair product as a self-tanner. Whatever it is, it's workin'! Looks like he's been vacationin' in sunny Louisiana for a fortnight!)
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Gas House Gang!
Look at them boys! Summer dreamin'! Think there's any ripe gum juice afoot? I can't tell, Can Ya Tell?!
Answer: THEY'S DIPPIN'! And from the looks of the expressively placed hands, I'd say they're lookin' for more than another cheekful of delicious dip! There's ladies a-brewin'!
Answer: THEY'S DIPPIN'! And from the looks of the expressively placed hands, I'd say they're lookin' for more than another cheekful of delicious dip! There's ladies a-brewin'!
Phil Spector
Was Phil Spector ridin' the cheek & gum express during his 2007 murder trial? His lip looks a little full. Can Ya Tell?!
Answer: NO WAY, MAN! He's just puffin' his lips out to show dominance. He's been spotted more recently with a tamer bouffant. It's been said that he had a private meeting with "Nails" Dykstra and learned the ways of the spit juice as product for the coiffure.
Answer: NO WAY, MAN! He's just puffin' his lips out to show dominance. He's been spotted more recently with a tamer bouffant. It's been said that he had a private meeting with "Nails" Dykstra and learned the ways of the spit juice as product for the coiffure.
The Kids are Dippin'!
Them kids is startin' young these days. Packin' lippers at the tender age of 10! Is this youngster suckin' the Skoal? I have nary a thought on the situation. Can Ya Tell?!
Answer: NEGATIVE! He was lookin' to score some on the playground from that 8th grader that already has a working mustache and got in a tad over his head! Just a fat lip!
Answer: NEGATIVE! He was lookin' to score some on the playground from that 8th grader that already has a working mustache and got in a tad over his head! Just a fat lip!
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Classy Lenny
This is Lenny Dykstra posing somewhere fancy. It is believed this photo was used in either a stock publication or for an escort service. Lenny is noted for always dippin' and he could be dippin' here. Can Ya Tell?!
Answer: NO! This was a trick question as Lenny is always dippin'. He was dippin' seconds before the photo was snapped and then again immediately after. Also, I just called him and he's dippin' right now! I asked him about the watch in the photo and he told me it was a fake Rolex with dip in there! DIP!
Answer: NO! This was a trick question as Lenny is always dippin'. He was dippin' seconds before the photo was snapped and then again immediately after. Also, I just called him and he's dippin' right now! I asked him about the watch in the photo and he told me it was a fake Rolex with dip in there! DIP!
Cinderella Story
This is Bill Murray. He's famous as all get-out. He probably enjoys him some snuff and might even be doin' it here in this picture. Can Ya Tell?!
Answer: HE AIN'T DIPPIN'. BUT HE'S WEARIN' A DIPPIN' HAT! If he were dippin' he'd probably be smilin'! I know I would be!
Answer: HE AIN'T DIPPIN'. BUT HE'S WEARIN' A DIPPIN' HAT! If he were dippin' he'd probably be smilin'! I know I would be!
Lenny II, the return of Lenny
Here's an easy one of the greatest athlete to ever grace the earth with his presence, Lenny Dykstra. He's probably dippin', but Can Ya Tell?!
Answer: OF COURSE, LENNY'S ALWAYS DIPPIN'. Even striped dips. F.Y.I., Lenny uses spit juice as hair gel!
Answer: OF COURSE, LENNY'S ALWAYS DIPPIN'. Even striped dips. F.Y.I., Lenny uses spit juice as hair gel!
Giddy Up!
This is an attractive woman on her way to the Dixie Chicks concert. She's wearing a cowboy hat. Cowboys dip. She might be dippin' or she might have gun powder in her lip. Can Ya Tell?!
Answer: SHE'S DIPPIN'!
Answer: SHE'S DIPPIN'!
Holy Dip!?
This is the Pope doing a blessing and other Papal things like being the leader of the Catholic community. Maybe he's enjoying a dip. You be the judge! Can Ya Tell?!
Answer: NAW! (And upon further inspection of this photograph, the Jesus on the crucifix does not have a dip in either.)
Answer: NAW! (And upon further inspection of this photograph, the Jesus on the crucifix does not have a dip in either.)
Lenny "Nails" Dykstra
This is Lenny Dykstra. Is he loving every second of a smokeless tobacco treat? I don't know, Can Ya Tell?!
Answer: HE SURE IS. He takes it with the batting gloves on. STILL ON!
Answer: HE SURE IS. He takes it with the batting gloves on. STILL ON!
Terry Francona
This is Terry Francona. He may or may not be enjoying a delicious dip. Can Ya Tell?!
Answer? YES! He just finished his can and he's calling for a new, left-handed can to come in relief!
Answer? YES! He just finished his can and he's calling for a new, left-handed can to come in relief!
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