Thursday, December 4, 2008

Bikin'!

Them boys with their Monopoly house bikin' jerseys is out for some competitive pedalin', but are them gums plugged? Can Ya Tell?!



ANSWER: YOU BETCHA! If you think that you can't dip and exercise, the you are sadly mistaken, cowboy. Lip hugs aren't just for special times, they're for all day, every day and appropriate for all occasions! Includin' bike racin'!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Dubya!

Looks like G. Dubs is confused but happy with a maw full of delicious chew. But is he truly happy? Only the answer below can tell for sure. Can Ya Tell?!


Answer: MAN, W MIGHT INDULGE WITH A PACKED LIP ELSEWHERE, BUT NOT HERE! Nope, he's not confused but happy, just confused. I think he's actually lookin' at older posts of Can Ya Tell?! and he just can't tell!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Marlins!

Is Marlins' outfielder Cody Ross skinny dippin' into some beautiful cheek candy? Many baseball players is dippin' while playin', but is Ross? Can Ya Tell?!





Answer: SO CLOSE, BUT HE AIN'T! Havin' just struck out like a little girl, Ross spews his fatty out and swings for strike 4! Pansy!

The Chewin' Bruin!

Could this possibly be the best cartoon ever? A cartoon in which an angry bear hunter stuffs his cheek with sweet, sweet quid? Could be...Can Ya Tell?!

Answer: OH GOD YES! It's a fact that in 1940, every single person on earth was pluggin' their lips with the good stuff. They was dippin'!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Guidos!

This female New Jersey native is about to spit some of that Chewbacca right into our hearts. Isn't she? I can't tell. Can Ya Tell?!


Answer: NOPE! This gal is just puckerin' her lips to attract the men-folk! (I was just informed that this is a male. Maybe he's usin' that Lenny Dykstra hair product as a self-tanner. Whatever it is, it's workin'! Looks like he's been vacationin' in sunny Louisiana for a fortnight!)

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Gas House Gang!

Look at them boys! Summer dreamin'! Think there's any ripe gum juice afoot? I can't tell, Can Ya Tell?!


Answer: THEY'S DIPPIN'! And from the looks of the expressively placed hands, I'd say they're lookin' for more than another cheekful of delicious dip! There's ladies a-brewin'!

Phil Spector

Was Phil Spector ridin' the cheek & gum express during his 2007 murder trial? His lip looks a little full. Can Ya Tell?!


Answer: NO WAY, MAN! He's just puffin' his lips out to show dominance. He's been spotted more recently with a tamer bouffant. It's been said that he had a private meeting with "Nails" Dykstra and learned the ways of the spit juice as product for the coiffure.