Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Gas House Gang!

Look at them boys! Summer dreamin'! Think there's any ripe gum juice afoot? I can't tell, Can Ya Tell?!


Answer: THEY'S DIPPIN'! And from the looks of the expressively placed hands, I'd say they're lookin' for more than another cheekful of delicious dip! There's ladies a-brewin'!

Phil Spector

Was Phil Spector ridin' the cheek & gum express during his 2007 murder trial? His lip looks a little full. Can Ya Tell?!


Answer: NO WAY, MAN! He's just puffin' his lips out to show dominance. He's been spotted more recently with a tamer bouffant. It's been said that he had a private meeting with "Nails" Dykstra and learned the ways of the spit juice as product for the coiffure.

The Kids are Dippin'!

Them kids is startin' young these days. Packin' lippers at the tender age of 10! Is this youngster suckin' the Skoal? I have nary a thought on the situation. Can Ya Tell?!


Answer: NEGATIVE! He was lookin' to score some on the playground from that 8th grader that already has a working mustache and got in a tad over his head! Just a fat lip!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Classy Lenny

This is Lenny Dykstra posing somewhere fancy. It is believed this photo was used in either a stock publication or for an escort service. Lenny is noted for always dippin' and he could be dippin' here. Can Ya Tell?!



Answer: NO! This was a trick question as Lenny is always dippin'. He was dippin' seconds before the photo was snapped and then again immediately after. Also, I just called him and he's dippin' right now! I asked him about the watch in the photo and he told me it was a fake Rolex with dip in there! DIP!

Cinderella Story

This is Bill Murray. He's famous as all get-out. He probably enjoys him some snuff and might even be doin' it here in this picture. Can Ya Tell?!



Answer: HE AIN'T DIPPIN'. BUT HE'S WEARIN' A DIPPIN' HAT! If he were dippin' he'd probably be smilin'! I know I would be!

Lenny II, the return of Lenny

Here's an easy one of the greatest athlete to ever grace the earth with his presence, Lenny Dykstra. He's probably dippin', but Can Ya Tell?!


Answer: OF COURSE, LENNY'S ALWAYS DIPPIN'. Even striped dips. F.Y.I., Lenny uses spit juice as hair gel!

Giddy Up!

This is an attractive woman on her way to the Dixie Chicks concert. She's wearing a cowboy hat. Cowboys dip. She might be dippin' or she might have gun powder in her lip. Can Ya Tell?!


Answer: SHE'S DIPPIN'!